{"product_id":"royal-chaos-keychain-box-handmade-crowned-mess-charms","title":"Royal Chaos  Keychain Box, Handmade Crowned Mess Charms","description":"💎 Introducing The Crowned Mess Collection – Royal Chaos Mystery Keychain Boxes!\u003cbr\u003e\nYou pick the tier, I pick the chaotic masterpiece.\u003cbr\u003e\nEach box includes a handcrafted surprise keychain made from wood, 3D printed details, and polymer clay embellishments — all designed in the “happy royal meltdown” style that defines the Crowned Mess aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery mystery keychain is unique, pastel, sparkly, and a little unhinged (in the most charming way possible).\u003cbr\u003e\n🪄 How It Works\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose your tier — Court Jester, Duchess Dilemma, or Crowned Queen.\u003cbr\u003e\nReceive a handmade surprise keychain designed just for your royal chaos level.\u003cbr\u003e\nEnjoy your little box of pastel rebellion and confetti-coated joy.✨ Available Tiers\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n👑 THE COURT JESTER (Tier 1)\u003cbr\u003e\nSingle wood-based keychain\u003cbr\u003e\nHand-painted in pastel confetti colors\u003cbr\u003e\nGlossy resin finish for shine\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for everyday whimsy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💅 THE DUCHESS DILEMMA (Tier 2)\u003cbr\u003e\nLayered materials (wood + 3D print or clay)\u003cbr\u003e\nShimmer topcoat and gold foil accents\u003cbr\u003e\n“Uppity but approachable” aesthetic\u003cbr\u003e\nA little more drama, a lot more sparkle\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💖 THE CROWNED QUEEN (Tier 3)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull mixed-media masterpiece\u003cbr\u003e\n3D details, resin gloss, dangling gem or charm\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a “Certificate of Noble Chaos” authenticity card\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause you don’t just carry your keys — you carry the crown.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned as a one-of-a-kind statement piece, not a simple accessory.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎨 Details\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade individually by a recovering perfectionist with a glue gun and a dream.\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials: wood, polymer clay, resin, gold accents, 3D printed elements.\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: approximately 2.5–3.5 inches depending on design.\u003cbr\u003e\nStyle: bright, pastel, chaotic, royal, and slightly ridiculous (in the best way).\u003cbr\u003e\n💝 Packaging\u003cbr\u003e\nEach keychain arrives in a pastel organza bag with a “Certificate of Noble Chaos.”\u003cbr\u003e\nOptional upgrade: “Royal Mess Recovery Kit” (includes sticker + tiny satin pouch + chaotic affirmation tag).\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Why You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s art, not just a keychain.\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery piece is one-of-a-kind.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s the perfect gift for anyone who lives like a disaster but accessorizes like a duchess.n","brand":"Her Royal Madness","offers":[{"title":"THE COURT JESTER","offer_id":52286635147583,"sku":"ET-27889554616","price":28.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"THE DUCHESS DILEMMA","offer_id":52286635180351,"sku":"ET-27521169465","price":40.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"THE CROWNED QUEEN","offer_id":52286635213119,"sku":"ET-27889554634","price":55.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/8138\/8351\/files\/il_fullxfull.7322413180_jbdo.jpg?v=1772061026","url":"https:\/\/e343dc-5a.myshopify.com\/products\/royal-chaos-keychain-box-handmade-crowned-mess-charms","provider":"Her Royal Madness","version":"1.0","type":"link"}