Funny Dating Résumé Bundle: Breakup Cards, Red Flag Bingo (Digital Download)

Emotionally Unavailable: The Dating Résumé Bundle
Tired of traditional romance? Prefer your healing half-baked and your communication flaky?
Welcome to “Emotionally Unavailable” — the satirical dating résumé bundle no one asked for but everyone relates to.
This printable + digital bundle includes everything you need to declare your red flags with style — from breakup business cards to red flag bingo, and even lock screen reminders that you’re still emotionally out of office.



🧾 What’s Included:
✅ Dating Résumé Template (Fillable PDF) – Professionally unprofessional
✅ Breakup Business Cards (6 designs) – Snarky send-offs for your situationships
✅ Red Flag Bingo Sheet – Because dysfunction loves company
✅ Ghosting Report Form – File your emotional losses with flair
✅ Block List Tracker – Therapeutic AND petty
✅ 4 Phone Lock Screen Wallpapers – Bold, brutal truths in your pocket
✅ Printable Anti-Planner Cover + Bonus Pages – For avoiding accountability in style



🎯 Perfect for:
• Therapy-avoidant besties


• Bachelorette party bundles


• Breakup gift bags


• Your “Hot Mess Era”


• Etsy/TikTok humor junkies


• People with more red flags than IKEA





💡 How to Use:
• Print from home or use digitally


• Share your résumé on social


• Add cards to gifts, journals, or your ex’s windshield (kidding… kinda)


• Instantly downloadable — zero commitment required