The Madness Oracle — A 44-Card Printable Deck

Forty-four cards for people who feel everything at full volume.

This deck does not predict anything. It asks better questions than you would have asked yourself at 8am, and then it gets out of the way.

Print it, cut it, and pull one card every morning. Black roses, gold crowns, moon phases and celestial linework — 44 hand-drawn cards in four families, each with a keyword, a meaning, an invitation and a shadow.

The four families

The Court — power, performance, permission, and the audience you imagine is watching.

The Hoard — what you hold, want, or refuse to spend.

The Wilds — instinct, appetite and weather; the parts of you that don’t take instruction.

The Heavens —timing and scale, and the things moving whether or not you agreed to them.

What you’ll receive

The deck — 8 sheets of card fronts (44 cards + 4 blanks for your own), plus a card back sheet and printing instructions. Cards are standard 2.5 × 3.5”, so they fit

ordinary trading-card sleeves.The guidebook — 19 pages: how to read the cards, all 44 meanings with an invitation and a shadow for each, four spreads including The Court, and a pull log to print as often as you like.

The card box — a print-and-fold tuck box template with cut and fold lines marked.

Every file in both US Letter and A4.

Instant download the moment your order goes through.

To make it

Print on 250–300 gsm cardstock at 100% (never “fit to page”), cut along the crop marks

with a craft knife and ruler, and round the corners if you want them to feel shop-bought.

Full instructions are included on page 2 of the deck file.

Please note

Digital download — nothing will be posted to you. Colours vary between screens and printers. For personal use only; please don’t resell or share the files. As files are delivered instantly, digital orders can’t be refunded.

These cards are for reflection and delight. They are not medical, legal, financial or psychological advice.

Welcome to the kingdom. Long live the madness.

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